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A cheerful red, white, and blue Lolita skirt-and-hat costume with a small flag designed to dress a standard 23-inch porch goose statue for patriotic outdoor decorating.
Give your porch or garden a festive Fourth of July accent with this themed outfit from JcHrmers, made to slip over most 23" cement or plastic lawn goose statues. The set pairs a colorful skirt with a matching hat and tiny flag accessory, creating an instant holiday-ready display without altering the goose itself. The fabric is crafted for outdoor use and finished to look bright and neat on warm-weather holidays and patriotic gatherings.
This costume is tailored for the common 23-inch lawn goose size and includes elastic at the hat to help secure it in place. It will comfortably dress most concrete, plastic, or resin goose figures that match the standard height. If your goose has an unusual or bulky body shape, check measurements before ordering.
The JcHrmers set is made from durable fabric with printed patriotic patterns meant to resist everyday outdoor exposure. While it holds color and silhouette for seasonal decoration, prolonged wet weather or constant direct sunlight may gradually affect appearance. For longest life, bring the costume indoors during heavy rain or winter storage.
This patriotic goose costume is ideal for Independence Day, Memorial Day, Veterans Day displays, and any backyard or porch event where a festive, Americana accent is desired. It also makes a playful permanent accent in patriotic-themed gardens, front-porch arrangements, or community holiday decorations.
Installation is quick: slide the skirt over the goose body and secure the hat using its elastic cord. The small flag can be positioned in the goose’s wing or mounted nearby for balance. For maintenance, hand wash gently and air dry to preserve the pattern and fabric integrity.
Who this is for: JcHrmers’ Patriotic Porch Goose Outfit suits homeowners, rental-property hosts, event decorators, and anyone who enjoys playful holiday décor and wants a quick, removable way to show American pride on their lawn or porch. It’s made for people who own a standard 23" lawn goose statue and want a bright, ready-made Fourth of July or Memorial Day accent without permanent changes to their yard figure.
Q: Does the lawn goose come with the outfit?
A: No, the package includes only the Lolita skirt, matching hat, and small flag; the goose statue is not included.
Q: Can I use this outfit on non-23-inch geese?
A: It’s designed for standard 23" statues; smaller or larger geese may not fit properly without measuring first.
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Free 30-day returns — email us for a prepaid label; refunds land within 3–5 business days of the return arriving.
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