Gnometastic Double Bird Middle Finger Gnome Statue — Large 12.5" Weather-Resistant Poly-Resin, Hand-Painted Novelty

Gnometastic's Double Bird Middle Finger Gnome is a 12.5-inch extra-large, poly-resin garden statue delivering cheeky outdoor personality with weather-resistant finish.

Add an unmistakable touch of humor to your yard, porch, or office with this oversized Gnometastic gnome. Hand-painted details, a sturdy poly-resin build, and safety-tested paint make it a loud, lasting statement piece for lawns, planters, and entryways. The design intentionally plays up a rude-but-playful attitude—an intentional novelty that reads clearly from across the garden and doubles as a memorable gag gift.

How big is this gnome and where will it fit?

The Double Bird Middle Finger Gnome measures 12.5 inches tall and about 4.5 inches wide, weighing roughly 2.3 pounds. Its extra-large scale stands out on garden beds, porch steps, or desk corners without needing a pedestal.

• Height: 12.5" tall for good visibility in outdoor spaces
• Width: 4.5"—compact enough for planters or shelves
• Weight: ~2.3 lbs for stable placement on lawns or patios

What is it made of and will it last outside?

Constructed from durable poly-resin with a weather-resistant finish, this gnome is designed to handle typical outdoor conditions. The sculpture is hand-painted using certified lead-free paint and complies with California Proposition 65 standards for safer decorative use.

• Material: solid poly-resin for impact and moisture resistance
• Finish: weather-resistant coating helps against rain and sun
• Safety: lead-free paint and CA Prop 65 compliance

What kind of personality does this statue bring to my space?

This gnome amplifies humor and irreverence—perfect when you want to inject personality into ordinary landscaping. Its exaggerated expression and twin ‘birds’ gesture create an unmistakable, adult-targeted novelty that sparks conversation and laughter.

• Style: bold, comical, and intentionally rude for novelty impact
• Placement ideas: lawn centerpieces, porch guardians, office pranks
• Gift appeal: popular as gag presents for friends or family with a sense of humor

How should I care for and display the gnome?

Minimal upkeep keeps the gnome looking sharp—wipe clean with a damp cloth and avoid prolonged, direct exposure to extreme weather when possible. For longer life, place under a covered entryway or move indoors during very harsh winters.

• Cleaning: gentle wipe with a soft, damp cloth—no harsh chemicals
• Storage: bring indoors during extended freezing or heavy storms
• Display tip: anchor on level surfaces or in heavier planters to prevent tipping

Who is this for? If you enjoy playful, irreverent décor and want a durable, eye-catching ornament, this Gnometastic XL gnome fits the bill. It’s ideal for homeowners, renters with outdoor spaces, gardeners who like a laugh, and anyone shopping for a novelty gift—especially adults who appreciate tongue-in-cheek humor. Designed in the USA and manufactured in China, the statue balances attention-grabbing design with practical materials and safety-tested finishes, making it a memorable addition to home and garden settings.