FUXKZJ Funny Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Coir Doormat — 23.6x15.7 in Natural Coconut Fiber, Non-Slip PVC Backing

FUXKZJ's Funny Jolliest Bunch of Assholes coir doormat is a 100% natural coconut-fiber welcome mat with a PVC non-slip backing designed to scrape dirt and add bold holiday personality to your doorway.

This heavy-duty coir mat measures 23.6 x 15.7 inches and stands about 0.6 inches thick, combining strong coconut fibers with a grippy rubberized underside so it stays put on outdoor porches and entryways. The rustic texture of natural coir efficiently removes mud and moisture from shoes while the printed novelty message gives your entrance an unmistakable, playful vibe. It ships as a single mat and requires only simple upkeep—shake, brush, or hose off for routine cleaning.

How does this mat handle dirt and moisture on a busy porch?

The coarse coir fibers are made to scrape soil and wick light moisture away from footwear, reducing tracking indoors. Its thickness and fiber density create a firm surface that traps particles between strands until you clean it.

• 100% natural coconut coir fibers provide robust scraping action
• 0.6-inch pile thickness improves dirt capture and longevity
• PVC anti-slip backing keeps the mat flat and prevents sliding
• Easy maintenance: shake, brush, or rinse and air-dry

Will the printed design and color hold up outdoors?

The humorous print is applied to the vinyl layer beneath the coir and is visible through the fibers; it resists everyday wear but may gradually fade if exposed long-term to direct sun or intense scraping. Normal use on a covered porch or regularly cleaned entrance helps preserve the look.

• Print sits on a protective vinyl layer under the coir
• Best longevity when placed in a sheltered or semi-covered entryway
• Light wear over time is normal; avoid prolonged direct sunlight
• Shake or hose off dirt to reduce abrasion on the print

How do I clean and maintain this natural coir doormat?

Maintenance is straightforward—coir resists moisture and recovers quickly once dried. Routine care keeps fibers effective and helps retain the novelty design beneath.

• Shake briskly outdoors to remove loose debris
• Brush or vacuum to lift embedded dirt from fibers
• Rinse with a garden hose for deeper cleaning; air-dry completely before reuse
• Spot-clean with mild soap and a damp cloth for stubborn stains

Is this doormat safe to use on different surfaces?

The PVC anti-slip backing is intended to reduce movement on many flat surfaces, but it’s important the mat lies fully flat to avoid tripping hazards. For very smooth indoor floors, use a separate rug gripper if needed.

• PVC backing adds traction for porches, concrete, and entry tiles
• Ensure the mat sits completely flat to prevent trips
• Use an extra non-slip pad on polished indoor floors for added security
• Not recommended for wet basements or constantly saturated locations

Who is this for: This FUXKZJ coir welcome mat suits anyone wanting a durable, natural-fiber scraper mat with a bold, humorous statement—ideal for homeowners, renters, and gift-givers looking for a novelty holiday or housewarming present. It’s best for covered or semi-protected entryways where the coir’s scrubbing power and PVC backing can perform without continual sun or water exposure. If you want a low-maintenance, earth-friendly door mat that makes a loud, playful first impression, this mat delivers both function and personality.