{"product_id":"gnometastic-double-bird-middle-finger-gnome-statue-large-12-5-weather-resistant-poly-resin-hand-painted-novelty","title":"Gnometastic Double Bird Middle Finger Gnome Statue — Large 12.5\" Weather-Resistant Poly-Resin, Hand-Painted Novelty","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGnometastic's Double Bird Middle Finger Gnome is a 12.5-inch extra-large, poly-resin garden statue delivering cheeky outdoor personality with weather-resistant finish.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAdd an unmistakable touch of humor to your yard, porch, or office with this oversized Gnometastic gnome. Hand-painted details, a sturdy poly-resin build, and safety-tested paint make it a loud, lasting statement piece for lawns, planters, and entryways. The design intentionally plays up a rude-but-playful attitude—an intentional novelty that reads clearly from across the garden and doubles as a memorable gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow big is this gnome and where will it fit?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Double Bird Middle Finger Gnome measures 12.5 inches tall and about 4.5 inches wide, weighing roughly 2.3 pounds. Its extra-large scale stands out on garden beds, porch steps, or desk corners without needing a pedestal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHeight: 12.5\" tall for good visibility in outdoor spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWidth: 4.5\"—compact enough for planters or shelves\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWeight: ~2.3 lbs for stable placement on lawns or patios\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is it made of and will it last outside?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed from durable poly-resin with a weather-resistant finish, this gnome is designed to handle typical outdoor conditions. The sculpture is hand-painted using certified lead-free paint and complies with California Proposition 65 standards for safer decorative use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMaterial: solid poly-resin for impact and moisture resistance\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFinish: weather-resistant coating helps against rain and sun\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSafety: lead-free paint and CA Prop 65 compliance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of personality does this statue bring to my space?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis gnome amplifies humor and irreverence—perfect when you want to inject personality into ordinary landscaping. Its exaggerated expression and twin ‘birds’ gesture create an unmistakable, adult-targeted novelty that sparks conversation and laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStyle: bold, comical, and intentionally rude for novelty impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlacement ideas: lawn centerpieces, porch guardians, office pranks\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGift appeal: popular as gag presents for friends or family with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow should I care for and display the gnome?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal upkeep keeps the gnome looking sharp—wipe clean with a damp cloth and avoid prolonged, direct exposure to extreme weather when possible. For longer life, place under a covered entryway or move indoors during very harsh winters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCleaning: gentle wipe with a soft, damp cloth—no harsh chemicals\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStorage: bring indoors during extended freezing or heavy storms\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDisplay tip: anchor on level surfaces or in heavier planters to prevent tipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWho is this for? If you enjoy playful, irreverent décor and want a durable, eye-catching ornament, this Gnometastic XL gnome fits the bill. It’s ideal for homeowners, renters with outdoor spaces, gardeners who like a laugh, and anyone shopping for a novelty gift—especially adults who appreciate tongue-in-cheek humor. Designed in the USA and manufactured in China, the statue balances attention-grabbing design with practical materials and safety-tested finishes, making it a memorable addition to home and garden settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"product-faq-snippet\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-q\"\u003eQ: Is the gnome safe for outdoor use?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-a\"\u003eA: Yes. It's made from weather-resistant poly-resin with certified lead-free paint for outdoor display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-q\"\u003eQ: What are the gnome's dimensions and weight?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-a\"\u003eA: The statue stands 12.5 inches tall, 4.5 inches wide, and weighs about 2.3 pounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Gnometastic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56831142625620,"sku":"B08RZF5PTX","price":79.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1063\/2652\/4244\/files\/gnometastic-front-view-large-gnome.jpg?v=1787011923","url":"https:\/\/gardenluxe.co.uk\/products\/gnometastic-double-bird-middle-finger-gnome-statue-large-12-5-weather-resistant-poly-resin-hand-painted-novelty","provider":"Gardenluxe Uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}