{"product_id":"fuxkzj-funny-jolliest-bunch-of-assholes-coir-doormat-23-6x15-7-in-natural-coconut-fiber-non-slip-pvc-backing","title":"FUXKZJ Funny Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Coir Doormat — 23.6x15.7 in Natural Coconut Fiber, Non-Slip PVC Backing","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFUXKZJ's Funny Jolliest Bunch of Assholes coir doormat is a 100% natural coconut-fiber welcome mat with a PVC non-slip backing designed to scrape dirt and add bold holiday personality to your doorway.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis heavy-duty coir mat measures 23.6 x 15.7 inches and stands about 0.6 inches thick, combining strong coconut fibers with a grippy rubberized underside so it stays put on outdoor porches and entryways. The rustic texture of natural coir efficiently removes mud and moisture from shoes while the printed novelty message gives your entrance an unmistakable, playful vibe. It ships as a single mat and requires only simple upkeep—shake, brush, or hose off for routine cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does this mat handle dirt and moisture on a busy porch?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe coarse coir fibers are made to scrape soil and wick light moisture away from footwear, reducing tracking indoors. Its thickness and fiber density create a firm surface that traps particles between strands until you clean it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e100% natural coconut coir fibers provide robust scraping action\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e0.6-inch pile thickness improves dirt capture and longevity\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePVC anti-slip backing keeps the mat flat and prevents sliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEasy maintenance: shake, brush, or rinse and air-dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the printed design and color hold up outdoors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe humorous print is applied to the vinyl layer beneath the coir and is visible through the fibers; it resists everyday wear but may gradually fade if exposed long-term to direct sun or intense scraping. Normal use on a covered porch or regularly cleaned entrance helps preserve the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePrint sits on a protective vinyl layer under the coir\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBest longevity when placed in a sheltered or semi-covered entryway\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLight wear over time is normal; avoid prolonged direct sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eShake or hose off dirt to reduce abrasion on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow do I clean and maintain this natural coir doormat?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaintenance is straightforward—coir resists moisture and recovers quickly once dried. Routine care keeps fibers effective and helps retain the novelty design beneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eShake briskly outdoors to remove loose debris\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBrush or vacuum to lift embedded dirt from fibers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRinse with a garden hose for deeper cleaning; air-dry completely before reuse\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSpot-clean with mild soap and a damp cloth for stubborn stains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this doormat safe to use on different surfaces?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe PVC anti-slip backing is intended to reduce movement on many flat surfaces, but it’s important the mat lies fully flat to avoid tripping hazards. For very smooth indoor floors, use a separate rug gripper if needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePVC backing adds traction for porches, concrete, and entry tiles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEnsure the mat sits completely flat to prevent trips\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUse an extra non-slip pad on polished indoor floors for added security\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNot recommended for wet basements or constantly saturated locations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWho is this for: This FUXKZJ coir welcome mat suits anyone wanting a durable, natural-fiber scraper mat with a bold, humorous statement—ideal for homeowners, renters, and gift-givers looking for a novelty holiday or housewarming present. It’s best for covered or semi-protected entryways where the coir’s scrubbing power and PVC backing can perform without continual sun or water exposure. If you want a low-maintenance, earth-friendly door mat that makes a loud, playful first impression, this mat delivers both function and personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"product-faq-snippet\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-q\"\u003eQ: What are the mat's dimensions?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-a\"\u003eA: The mat measures 23.6 x 15.7 inches with a thickness of about 0.6 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-q\"\u003eQ: Can I leave it outside in rain?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-a\"\u003eA: Occasional exposure is fine, but avoid constant saturation; air-dry fully after rinsing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"FUXKZJ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56829767549268,"sku":"B0B6HM266G","price":81.7,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1063\/2652\/4244\/files\/fuxkzj-front-view-welcome-mat.jpg?v=1786998259","url":"https:\/\/gardenluxe.co.uk\/products\/fuxkzj-funny-jolliest-bunch-of-assholes-coir-doormat-23-6x15-7-in-natural-coconut-fiber-non-slip-pvc-backing","provider":"Gardenluxe Uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}